Maann, we make bread off stocks n shit:

We secretly run the streets... We so high up we can talk about anything like its Sesame Street. But we are gentlemen and our #chapletteS hold our farm down. Why are we here? To show you the future of entertainment. Everyone wants to be a part of something bigger than themselves, and yes we are a #cult but with an unlocked door. Leave at anytime. We don't need your dollars lol. What? Don't buy our tshirts or products, the hell we care? We care about our #33's ... We are a personal development center. Wouldn't you like to be a part of something that will be history? The Chaplin Community is here FOREVER. We want to save you... But we are ENTERTAINMENT. We love you if you love us. Remember what we said to you here. We love you if you love us. We have special access to a doctrine that is flawless. 

  WE HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO SOCIETY IN MANY WAYS !! 

~ Matthew Angelo Bellizzi as Matty -DICE- Bellizzi 

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